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For $19.95 you can update to the premium version of me. No thanks..I’m actually considering cancelling the basic version.
We’ve been married so long we finish each other’s prison sentences.
I’m going to the restroom – watch my purse. That won’t be necessary, ma’am. That’s our job.
Husband’s shirt: I’m with stupi– um, I mean my beautiful wife
Wife’s shirt: Yeah, you better change that slogan, mister!
Woman holding a sign to her husband that reads: ‘Darling, we really should talk sometime.’
When people talked to gordon their speech balloons went in one eye and out the other.
My wife is so thoughtful! She sent a Swiss Army shank for my birthday!
Man and woman are at a restaurant drinking with their arms twisted around each other and a third arm pops up in the middle of them.
A top-secret government agent with a security briefcase proposes to his girlfriend with an engagement ring that has its own miniature security briefcase.