Gun Swipe
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Change of plans, folks– before I drop you off in Hades I’m picking up another passenger on separate business.
Please enter your account number, followed by the pound symbol. If you’re under 40, please enter your account number, followed by a hashtag.
Feedback cards in Hell ask vanquished souls to rate their experience there.
Castaway with a dollar is stuck on island with a life raft vending machine that only accepts change.
Lost and found then lost again. Well a lot of good it was to look there!
Do you happen to have a box like this with two legs sticking out of it?
When we said “one size fits all” we didn’t mean all at the same time.
“And if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t like to waste time, this desktop comes preloaded with all the latest viruses…”
What do you mean I can’t check out? What kind of a… motel… is…this… place…
Oh, God I have to talk to a @#*! Human! Unit 3000-21 calls customer service.